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MORGAN: Reach for the sky, dirtbags! You people are the disease, and I’m the cure.
CASEY: Back off there, Cobra. I didn’t give you any bullets.
MORGAN: Are you kidding me? I knew this thing felt too light…

teamchuckster:

Chuck: I’m moving out

Ellie: Yes!

Chuck: And I’m moving in with Morgan

Ellie: No!

Chuck vs the Beefcake 02x15

Chuck: Where’s a pitch pipe when you need one? 
[Casey sings the note] 
Chuck: Hey. What? 
Casey: Choir boy… What? I wasn’t hatched.

teamchuckster:

Chuck: Casey, Casey! Listen, I’m in a bit of a pickle right now. I’m currently trapped in a coffin with a recently deceased elderly man and a very large bad guy trying to find me.
Casey: Aren’t you still on the plane?
Chuck: Right, yes, I forgot to mention that part. The mission is on the plane. I have the key, but the Ring operative is right outside. What do I do?
Casey: You get taken.
Chuck: What?
Casey: The Ring agent is gonna find you because you picked the single dumbest place to hide.
Chuck: Oh, gee, thanks. Criticism is always welcome.
Casey: When he does, you act like your girlish self, scream like a banshee so he doesn’t think you’re a threat. When he pulls you out, find a weapon then flash.
Chuck: What if I don’t flash?
Casey: Then you’re dead - so flash!

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